you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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