He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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