i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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