no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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