So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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