East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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