Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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