I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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