where am i from again
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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