when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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