Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Randomize
