While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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