So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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