ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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