): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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