i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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