Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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