Kareoke will never be a sober sport
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
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Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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