Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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