whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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