Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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