Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Houston, we have a blender
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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