don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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