I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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