i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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