everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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