He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
How's work?
Spinning.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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