So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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