Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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