I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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