i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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