I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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