I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
