I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I have fence marks all over my body
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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