so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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