Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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