soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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