It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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