break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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