rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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