Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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