Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Two words: nipple clamps
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