i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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