I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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