He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
