they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
its not stalking. its research.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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