either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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