I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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