On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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