You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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