I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
You work out of a Hotel?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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