i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I have aggressive nipples.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Randomize
