Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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