oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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