I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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